Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, thats why I dont go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to your, and ill go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I’m a female inpersonator.
Man: Hey baby whats your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is a temple.
Woman: Sorry, no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, id die happy.
Woman: If i saw you naked, id probably die laughing.
